Meaningless product descriptions

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Nov 2019
7:56pm, 12 Nov 2019
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Badger
Mmm, beta radiation is electrons emitted by radioactive decay, with high energy and high speed, which is why they’re dangerous. They are being wrong about static electricity rather than radioactivity.
Nov 2019
8:04pm, 12 Nov 2019
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GlennR
I bow to your superior knowledge Badger. So this is a statically charged sheet?

I remember those from the 1960s. The combination of nylon sheets and nylon pyjamas could fry your nipples off.
Nov 2019
8:08pm, 12 Nov 2019
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Badger
A familiar, albeit not carcinogenic, experience (at least at the metaphorical level)
Nov 2019
11:08pm, 12 Nov 2019
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Dvorak
[Sometimes, I wish I could invent something marginally plausible, but stupid, and fleece the idiotic. Ethical fleece, of course.]
Nov 2019
3:57pm, 13 Nov 2019
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Maclennane
Of course, if you wanted a real electron boost for extra healthiness, you could plug it into the mains
Nov 2019
1:51am, 14 Nov 2019
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Carpathius
Peruse the stuff they sell on Goop! Dvorak, and you'll be reassured that no margin of plausibility is necessary.
Nov 2019
4:12pm, 25 Nov 2019
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Markymarkmark
"We specialize in making business suits, dress shirts, jackets, tuxedos, coats, and more for men and women. Ashley, our resident fashionista, handpicked 6 color trends suitable for men and women this Fall/Winter 2019-2020: Biking Red, Paloma, Eden, Hazel, Evening Blue, and Rocky Road. Please refer to the attached file.

These color inspirations are bold, strong, sophisticated hues evoking confidence and individuality. Alone or perfect together, these complementing colors highlight the uniqueness of every man and woman. Take your pick from our vast collection of imported cloths including designer fabrics Dormeuil, Loro Piana, Scabal, Zegna, and more to create your one-of-a kind garment."

I'd look lovely in a hand tailored work suit in Biking Red :-o But probably not sophisticated.
Dec 2019
11:24pm, 1 Dec 2019
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GlennR
“By Eddington's landmark veteran oak, Athena's apartment buildings are a welcoming gateway, a distinctive facade of crisp materials, full-height windows and a rhythm of recessed balconies, each building a contemporary palazzo.
And because apartment life should still involve outside space, each apartment in The Walton Building enjoys a private terrace or balcony. Architectural interest is added by a delicate 'inhabited bridge', inspired by the Bridge of Sighs, connecting two adjacent buildings at the first and second floor. The best of apartment living today, inspired by tomorrow's Cambridge.”
Dec 2019
11:28pm, 1 Dec 2019
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Serendippily
Inspired by tomorrow? A pre-emotive strike?
Dec 2019
11:29pm, 1 Dec 2019
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Serendippily
*emptive* tsk

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