Meaningless product descriptions

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McGoohan Jun 2020 12:05pm, 25 Jun 2020 45,943 posts	0 McGoohan Doctor, I've got a terrible rash I see. And where is this rash? All over my marathon essentials
GregP Jun 2020 12:19pm, 25 Jun 2020 120,737 posts	0 GregP That's because you haven't been allowing cool air to fully permeate the entire construction
Diogenes Jun 2020 12:25pm, 25 Jun 2020 50,297 posts	0 Diogenes Get them quick, Brexit will outlaw any shorts permitting freedom of movement
ChrisHB Jun 2020 11:58pm, 25 Jun 2020 19,436 posts	0 ChrisHB This ----- is built to keep you active, and on the move wherever you are. So, (SS), let's guess what it is.... YES, it's a laptop. The world's best-ever device for keeping people sitting down. [ argos.co.uk ]
Sigh Jul 2020 1:57pm, 11 Jul 2020 6,869 posts	0 Sigh What do you get if you cross a chicken with a pig? More importantly, why did M&S feel the need to kill it and put it in a pie?
GregP Jul 2020 2:00pm, 11 Jul 2020 121,269 posts	0 GregP That's really, well, words fail me. Eeeewwww.
Velociraptor Jul 2020 5:34pm, 11 Jul 2020 47,544 posts	0 Velociraptor That's going to lose them a chunk of their potential market for that particular product.
um Jul 2020 5:36pm, 11 Jul 2020 2,917 posts	0 um If only someone in marketing or product development had thought of renaming it 'chicken and ham' pie or even 'chicken and bacon'.
Sigh Jul 2020 7:08pm, 11 Jul 2020 6,870 posts	0 Sigh In the ingredients listed on the back, it specifies pork lard which I presume is in the pastry. Bit of an unnecessary ingredient though!
Wine Legs Jul 2020 1:34pm, 13 Jul 2020 5,373 posts	0 Wine Legs But proper pastry is made with lard!