Meaningless product descriptions

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Dochart Jul 2020 9:24am, 25 Jul 2020 1,072 posts	0 Dochart "Small size range" or "large size range" helmet mounted ear-muffs are designed to fit users for whom "medium size range" helmet mounted ear-muffs are not suitable.
Dvorak Jul 2020 10:02am, 25 Jul 2020 20,278 posts	0 Dvorak Well, one would hope so. Sleeping Face Shaper Face-lift Device Powerful 3D Facial Beauty Tool Thin-Face Bandages V-Face Correction Skin Care Specifications Features Portable Application for Almost Anywhere Target Body Part Head Function Home life Material Special Material Home > Home & Garden > Smart Home > Home Automation & Entertainment 2pcs Leg Shaper Slimming Sauna Thigh Trimmers Warmer Slender Slimming Wraps Legs Thermo Neoprene Compress Belt Shaper Panty Specifications Features Compression Application Home, Outdoor Target Body Part Leg Quantity 2 Piece Function Home life, For Outdoor Sporting Material Special Material
Maclennane Jul 2020 6:49pm, 25 Jul 2020 25,208 posts	0 Maclennane Special material is very special. You're lucky
Helegant Jul 2020 3:31am, 28 Jul 2020 6,828 posts	0 Helegant In the description for a long-sleeved swimsuit "The protection offered by this item may be reduced with use or if stretched or wet" I've never mastered the art of staying dry whilst swimming - have you?
Silent Runner Jul 2020 3:17pm, 31 Jul 2020 348 posts	0 Silent Runner "I am 100% water." On the plastic covering of an ice pack. (I would have accepted "Contents 100% water." - not strictly true, but I'm a reasonable man; but "I am 100% water." is not only needlessly, and in my view offensively, anthropomorphic, but also patently false).
Maclennane Jul 2020 3:27pm, 31 Jul 2020 25,267 posts	0 Maclennane Bravo
Fragile Do Not Bend Aug 2020 4:24pm, 2 Aug 2020 6,443 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend A jar of ‘Purifying Cleansing Balm’ I found in my bathroom cupboard. I forget when and how it came into my possession.
Fragile Do Not Bend Aug 2020 4:26pm, 2 Aug 2020 6,444 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend (I defiantly applied it using downwards and sideways strokes)
McGoohan Aug 2020 4:07pm, 5 Aug 2020 46,394 posts	0 McGoohan chestshield.com or better: chestshield.com The ChestShield helps prevent nipple chafing / vest rub for men. There is no other compression product like this readily available on the market. Designed to be unseen under sports tops or running vests. No, what you mean to say is "Here's a running man-bra"
quimby Aug 2020 4:41pm, 5 Aug 2020 4,654 posts	0 quimby Haha! My Dad always used to swear by an X of Micropore tape over his nipples. I can't imagine it stayed over marathon distance, though?