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Jul 2020
7:45pm, 13 Jul 2020
345 posts
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Silent Runner
Recharge The Body With The Rowland Earthing Sheet
Earthing during sleep provides the body with 6-8 hours of uninterrupted grounding at a time where the body undergoes the most healing and regeneration.
Grounding, otherwise known as Earthing, is the act of reconnecting with the Earth’s natural electrical current.
Can I recharge my body while it's earthed? Won't the charge all leak away?
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Jul 2020
11:40pm, 14 Jul 2020
2,482 posts
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Drell
This is pure gold.
Many are unaware that the Earth’s surface is covered by a blanket of electrons, which may act as one of nature’s most powerful antioxidants and anti-inflammatories. Every time we come into contact with the Earth’s surface, we are able to absorb these electrons through our skin through a process called grounding, or Earthing
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Jul 2020
6:08am, 15 Jul 2020
19,729 posts
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Carpathius
Oh, that would explain why I trip over apparently nothing. Someone's left a bloody great blanket across the floor.
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Jul 2020
7:03am, 15 Jul 2020
20,209 posts
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Dvorak
At last, a scientific explanation for my theory if localised supergravity  This is the force which causes runners to fall when they encounter a patch of it, which then pulls them to the ground.
It is clear now that it is the result of unevenness in the electron blanket, where a denser gathering of electrons; an electron puddle, if you will, creates sufficient additional mass to cause a supergravitational patch. When the runner falls, there is an "electron splash" which spreads the electrons back out: this explains why another runner would not then fall on the same spot.
The good news is that some of the electron puddle will also soak into the runner whilst fallen, when they are "extra-grounded", resulting in the runner being temporarily supercharged. This is why the runner can often spring back up and despite any injury, run on with a feeling of extra energy.
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Jul 2020
8:48am, 15 Jul 2020
25,033 posts
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Maclennane
I launched an electron blanket on Amazon, but it got a lot of negative reviews.
My cat iron also fell flat (on its feet)
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Jul 2020
10:22am, 15 Jul 2020
12,131 posts
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Markymarkmark
I love both the previous two posts.
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Jul 2020
8:57pm, 15 Jul 2020
346 posts
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Silent Runner
"I've lost my electron blanket!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
(new life for an old joke)
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Jul 2020
8:59pm, 15 Jul 2020
36,718 posts
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Nellers
A photon is checking in to their hotel. The concierge asks if they would like their luggage taking up to their room.
"No thanks" replies the photon. "I'm travelling light."
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Jul 2020
12:28pm, 16 Jul 2020
11,772 posts
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D2
lol
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Jul 2020
3:21pm, 20 Jul 2020
25,114 posts
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Maclennane
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