Meaningless product descriptions

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GregP Sep 2019 11:49am, 22 Sep 2019 115,050 posts	0 GregP Quite. Mange tout max. I suspect it’s a hipster thing.
ChrisHB Sep 2019 3:00pm, 22 Sep 2019 18,336 posts	0 ChrisHB "use" is a bit odd for food, isn't it? Do we see on a Mars bar: 'Unwrap before use' ?
Carpathius Sep 2019 6:20pm, 22 Sep 2019 17,696 posts	0 Carpathius Don't go giving them ideas Chris!
GlennR Sep 2019 6:27pm, 22 Sep 2019 45,151 posts	0 GlennR Sorry to be tedious, but all packed vegetables say wash before use. You might use them for various things. The Mars Bar though? Well, depends what you were planning to do with it.
Dvorak Sep 2019 8:04pm, 22 Sep 2019 17,998 posts	0 Dvorak There's a reference for the over 50s Some packed veg are labelled ready to use, bagged salads and spinach, for example.
GlennR Sep 2019 8:16pm, 22 Sep 2019 45,152 posts	0 GlennR True. I’d forgotten about those.
GlennR Sep 2019 8:19pm, 22 Sep 2019 45,153 posts	0 GlennR ...and although I cannot deny where my mind was regarding the Mars Bar, wash after use would be more appropriate.
decorum Sep 2019 12:59pm, 23 Sep 2019 3,619 posts	0 decorum So, you advertise that you guarantee that you'll not raise your prices 'midway' through the contract. But your guarantee that you won't actually ends exactly 'midway' through the contract? Sounds good to me!
Fragile Do Not Bend Sep 2019 5:58pm, 23 Sep 2019 4,900 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend [sneaky]
Groundhog Sep 2019 4:42pm, 24 Sep 2019 556 posts	0 Groundhog So Innocent Smoothies, if only I could exercise your excellent portion control by drinking only one third of a bottle I wouldn't actually take in over 50% of my RDA of suagr IN ONE DRINK! Sorry, more ranting here: fetcheveryone.com/blog/49494/2019/9#blog397796