Meaningless product descriptions

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Carpathius Sep 2019 9:53pm, 13 Sep 2019 17,655 posts	0 Carpathius I think it generally applies to all creatures who are not snakes.
alpenrose Sep 2019 8:46pm, 14 Sep 2019 41,011 posts	0 alpenrose I thought it looked like something out of Alien.
GregP Sep 2019 8:55am, 19 Sep 2019 114,929 posts	0 GregP QUite the opposite of meaningless, but I just put my dry sack away in its packaging, which states that aforementioned dry sack is waterproof. Hmm.
HappyG(rrr) Sep 2019 9:08am, 19 Sep 2019 32,416 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) More along the line of "Nuts. May contain nuts."?
GregP Sep 2019 9:13am, 19 Sep 2019 114,934 posts	0 GregP Very much so.
ChrisHB Sep 2019 11:43am, 19 Sep 2019 18,327 posts	0 ChrisHB The new SAS livery is all about the details. Every line drawn and color chosen to make it feel like home to us, and like Scandinavia to the world. From the new silver SAS logo to the updated gray fuselage – the new livery reflects the iconic history of the airline, while also pointing to a sustainable future. OR Nobody ever thought that when BA painted their aircraft grey, it was to remind Brits of the sky over London.
GlennR Sep 2019 8:56pm, 21 Sep 2019 45,145 posts	0 GlennR Happy Socks expresses its fun-loving personality through its sophisticated Messenger experience. Every customer interaction offers the opportunity to measure and improve.
ChrisHB Sep 2019 10:48am, 22 Sep 2019 18,335 posts	0 ChrisHB On a Morrisons' packet of fresh peas still in their pods: Wash before use.
GregP Sep 2019 11:09am, 22 Sep 2019 115,049 posts	0 GregP Oh dear. The implication is that eating peas pod and all is now a thing. Oh dear.
McGoohan Sep 2019 11:23am, 22 Sep 2019 41,261 posts	0 McGoohan Mange tout