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Nicholls595 Sep 2019 2:41pm, 13 Sep 2019 17,989 posts	0 Nicholls595 Good God! Is there a baby in that?
McGoohan Sep 2019 2:50pm, 13 Sep 2019 41,165 posts	0 McGoohan That is somewhat larger than my calzone at Prezzo the other night
GlennR Sep 2019 2:59pm, 13 Sep 2019 44,915 posts	0 GlennR Baby is what I always think of, although it also looks rather like a Portuguese man o' war.
Nicholls595 Sep 2019 3:03pm, 13 Sep 2019 17,991 posts	0 Nicholls595 I trust it didn't deflate in a puff of steam when you stuck your fork in?
GlennR Sep 2019 3:09pm, 13 Sep 2019 44,916 posts	0 GlennR It did not.
Carpathius Sep 2019 6:08pm, 13 Sep 2019 17,654 posts	0 Carpathius Is... is that a tortoise?
GlennR Sep 2019 7:02pm, 13 Sep 2019 44,920 posts	0 GlennR Another possibility.
leaguefreak Sep 2019 7:55pm, 13 Sep 2019 7,665 posts	0 leaguefreak Ye gods. Back away from it slowly. It might be alive.
GlennR Sep 2019 8:09pm, 13 Sep 2019 44,923 posts	0 GlennR For the avoidance of doubt, the Haymakers calzone is a thing of wonder. It does, however, breach the “don’t eat anything bigger than your head” rule.
leaguefreak Sep 2019 9:43pm, 13 Sep 2019 7,667 posts	0 leaguefreak Never heard of that rule before.....