Meaningless product descriptions

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ChrisHB Oct 2018 10:19pm, 16 Oct 2018 17,330 posts	0 ChrisHB No, there are no fairies in my garden. I feel as if that is a sentence from Duolingo. Perhaps in a week or two....
Markymarkmark Oct 2018 10:19pm, 19 Oct 2018 7,575 posts	0 Markymarkmark Not meaningless. But slightly creepy marketing.... "Perfect for tracking vehicles, teens, spouses, elderly persons or assets" (and Elderly persons aren't assets?) gearbest.com Actually I can think of an obvious use on long runs - so Mrs MMM can track me and work out when it's time to put the kettle on.
Carpathius Oct 2018 7:10pm, 20 Oct 2018 15,545 posts	0 Carpathius "Upgraded fragrance" I didn't know fragrances had grades. Also, it's "squeezed mandarin and sandalwood". Why not just say mandarin? (Lynx shower gel).
Velociraptor Oct 2018 7:43pm, 20 Oct 2018 39,384 posts	0 Velociraptor MMM, that's brilliant! I was going to suggest to eL Bee! that I could carry one of these on my runs for exactly that reason, but I'm worried that he might say, "I've stitched a tiny version of that into all your clothes already. Now, come and look at this trace and tell me what you were doing ... "
D2 Oct 2018 11:07pm, 20 Oct 2018 10,944 posts	0 D2 It is slightly creepy especially if you read the reviews!
Carpathius Oct 2018 11:18pm, 20 Oct 2018 15,550 posts	0 Carpathius People really don't trust their spouses or teenage offspring do they?
Maclennane Oct 2018 7:49pm, 25 Oct 2018 20,289 posts	0 Maclennane Warrior RAGE isn't just a pre-workout, it's a Weapon.
Maclennane Oct 2018 7:50pm, 25 Oct 2018 20,290 posts	0 Maclennane which is an excerpt from: Warrior RAGE is one of the most powerful, most effective, and most results driven pre-workouts on the market, and now, it's even better value! A huge 45 power-packed serving in every little atomic blast of a tub! No other pre-workout has been designed so comprehensively to build muscle, control cortisol, enhance focus, energy, drive, pump and endurance. No other pre-workout also makes all these powerful ingredients taste DELICIOUS! Warrior RAGE isn't just a pre-workout, it's a Weapon. Next time you want to smash a training session, LOAD UP!
McGoohan Oct 2018 8:08pm, 25 Oct 2018 36,116 posts	0 McGoohan Contains 100% ground horse-spine
Helegant Oct 2018 10:50pm, 26 Oct 2018 5,991 posts	0 Helegant I presume that last word was an auto-correct ^