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Drell Nov 2018 10:18am, 5 Nov 2018 2,281 posts	0 Drell .. until your shoes complain? stand up for themselves? can't stand it any longer?
GregP Nov 2018 10:46am, 5 Nov 2018 108,485 posts	0 GregP I’m assuming this is from the same translator who did the Meadows Car Park in Chelmsford. If you pay at, say, 10:45 it will declare “LEAVE UNTIL 11:00”.
GregP Nov 2018 4:33pm, 23 Nov 2018 109,226 posts	0 GregP This amused me and I couldn't think of anywhere else to share it: Facilities on the 18:20 London Liverpool Street to Harwich International due 20:02. Toilet facilities are reduced at rear. This is due to a train fault.
ChrisHB Nov 2018 5:57pm, 23 Nov 2018 17,451 posts	0 ChrisHB GregP, that could have been written by a German-speaker.
ChrisHB Nov 2018 6:05pm, 23 Nov 2018 17,452 posts	0 ChrisHB our gym is pushing something called mywellness app. It has only a home page on the internet. From a (de)motivational video I would guess it records every step, breath and heart-beat, and that at my age these will lead to the inevitable conclusion that I am going to die. If it doesn't draw that conclusion I'll know it's lying or badly programmed.
GregP Nov 2018 6:36pm, 23 Nov 2018 109,231 posts	0 GregP Is that Nuffield Chris?
ChrisHB Nov 2018 6:56pm, 23 Nov 2018 17,453 posts	0 ChrisHB GLL but the app comes with the machines they buy.
GregP Nov 2018 8:31pm, 23 Nov 2018 109,235 posts	0 GregP That’s why I ask. We (Nuffield Chelmsford) had a refit in the summer. All the machines now have a QR code although I’m not sure why.
GregP Nov 2018 8:31pm, 23 Nov 2018 109,236 posts	0 GregP It’s either the Mywellness or Technogym app they work with but I can’t really be bothered to invy.
ChrisHB Nov 2018 8:34pm, 23 Nov 2018 17,456 posts	0 ChrisHB I suspect that mywellness is part of Technogym.

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