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fetcheveryone Nov 2018 3:19pm, 27 Nov 2018 20,258 posts	0 fetcheveryone Do NOT use this form if you are NOT an individual.
ChrisHB Nov 2018 11:08pm, 27 Nov 2018 17,479 posts	0 ChrisHB Someone's missed the point: Keep cool during warm-ups in these men's running tights.
Maclennane Nov 2018 10:17am, 29 Nov 2018 20,333 posts	0 Maclennane from an ad on the telly this morning "you want a mattress designed by industry experts..."
Fitz Nov 2018 3:15pm, 29 Nov 2018 1,970 posts	0 Fitz "you want a mattress designed by industry experts..." Don't they know we're all sick of experts?
McGoohan Nov 2018 3:38pm, 29 Nov 2018 37,000 posts	0 McGoohan I want a mattress designed by the participants of Gogglebox and the bloke who operates Sooty
GlennR Dec 2018 1:15pm, 4 Dec 2018 39,575 posts	0 GlennR Food fight: Kale v chard Which one should you max out on?
Nellers Dec 2018 1:15pm, 4 Dec 2018 33,475 posts	0 Nellers No. You shouldn't. Just no.
Cerrertonia Dec 2018 1:18pm, 4 Dec 2018 9,936 posts	0 Cerrertonia Kale & Chard are the only veg left growing in my garden currently. Thus proving that even muntjac deer left them until there is nothing else to eat.
ChrisHB Dec 2018 7:03pm, 5 Dec 2018 17,513 posts	0 ChrisHB UK Outlook for Thursday 20 Dec 2018 to Thursday 3 Jan 2019: This period is likely to start with a mixture of weather, with spells of settled, drier and colder conditions with overnight frost and fog, but also with a chance of occasional bouts of windy and showery weather bringing a risk of snow. In other words, we don't think there's going to be a heatwave, but we are forecasting everything else just to be sure.
GregP Dec 2018 7:58pm, 5 Dec 2018 109,577 posts	0 GregP That's excellent