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jacdaw Dec 2018 6:16pm, 11 Dec 2018 2,179 posts	0 jacdaw Are you confusing matcha with mate, Glenn?
GlennR Dec 2018 6:26pm, 11 Dec 2018 39,765 posts	0 GlennR Could be.
ChrisHB Dec 2018 9:54pm, 25 Dec 2018 17,582 posts	0 ChrisHB In this fraction of a football stadium there are 130 tickets for sale, but: Sales to this event are limited to 0 tickets per event per history per item owner.
fetcheveryone Dec 2018 10:42pm, 28 Dec 2018 20,713 posts	0 fetcheveryone [These] bottles can be used to store liquids and energy boosting fluids.
GregP Dec 2018 7:19am, 29 Dec 2018 109,951 posts	0 GregP But not depleted uranium? Disappointing.
McGoohan Jan 2019 9:51am, 2 Jan 2019 37,598 posts	0 McGoohan Who can take part: Water Workout is suitable for adults of all ages and open to all ability levels. You don’t even need to know how to swim as this class takes place within the shallow end of the pool. But it’s recommended that you know how to swim to take part.
McGoohan Jan 2019 9:52am, 2 Jan 2019 37,599 posts	0 McGoohan [So come along - you don't need to know how to swim. But swimmers only, thanks.]
ChrisHB Jan 2019 11:54am, 2 Jan 2019 17,605 posts	0 ChrisHB It is not suitable for me although I can swim. OTOH it is a jolly good laugh as many people find it goes pear-shaped for them. As the Readers' Digest asserts, Laughter is the Best Medicine.
ChrisHB Jan 2019 10:54pm, 2 Jan 2019 17,607 posts	0 ChrisHB Not a perfect match for this thread but too good to miss: You may also like: The Duke of Edinburgh ( royal.uk )
Nellers Jan 2019 11:43pm, 3 Jan 2019 33,629 posts	0 Nellers I know it doesn't quite fit this thread but I hope it's near enough: Have you seen the Aviva dashcam ad? The one where the bloke is showing how tricky it can be to describe an incident if you don't get it on camera. So the bloke in the ad is explaining that he saw a "tin man chasing a horse in a dress." The only way that he'd be describing what we are shown that way is if he's never in his life been introduced to the concept of knights and armour and their horses because if he had he would have said "A knight chasing his horse". So what sort of dickhead has an english accent and a driving licence and a car and has never seen a picture of a knight or even ever come accross the concept? Ridiculous!