Meaningless product descriptions

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ChrisHB Jan 2019 5:37pm, 15 Jan 2019 17,652 posts	0 ChrisHB You'll love this, %%FIRSTNAME%%! Let us take you on an adventure... (with thanks to Virgin Trains)
ChrisHB Jan 2019 5:18pm, 19 Jan 2019 17,680 posts	0 ChrisHB Looking on Amazon today I have found men's swimming trunks - requiring 7AA batteries - weighing 0.1 g - weighing 987 g - having dimensions of 16cm 16 cm * 3 cm but not all at once.
GregP Jan 2019 6:30pm, 19 Jan 2019 110,297 posts	0 GregP Brilliant
Velociraptor Jan 2019 9:43pm, 19 Jan 2019 40,326 posts	0 Velociraptor The in-flight duty free trolley on our journey today was selling no-makeup foundation, blusher and lipstick. I didn't manage to work out whether paying £80 for a trio of small unguents would have advantages over my current free no-makeup arrangements.
decorum Jan 2019 1:05pm, 21 Jan 2019 3,447 posts	0 decorum [No make-up foundation ... That's a brick or concrete base, isn't it?] Also found on amazon: 'Educational Bullet Compatible Interactive' ... amazon.co.uk And, you might note, them balls have an odd effect on (hopefully) fake nails
Markymarkmark Jan 2019 1:50pm, 21 Jan 2019 8,174 posts	0 Markymarkmark And dimensions are vague ..... "Diameter: 2.1 (±0.1cm)" Followed by: "Please allow 1-2cm error due to manual measurement, thanks."
Fragile Do Not Bend Jan 2019 4:32pm, 21 Jan 2019 3,989 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Less meaninglesss product description, more misleading headline. I don’t know why I follow the local rag on Twitter. The headline said “Thundersnow set for Kent this week with temperatures set to plunge to -10” Reading the article revealed that the ‘thundersnow’, WTF that is, is forecast for the West of the UK and -10 is predicted for mountainous areas of Scotland. Not Kent at all. Kent is going to be a bit nippy.
Markymarkmark Jan 2019 4:33pm, 21 Jan 2019 8,176 posts	0 Markymarkmark In other news, Winter is Coming.
Fragile Do Not Bend Jan 2019 4:34pm, 21 Jan 2019 3,990 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Who would have guessed?
GordonG Jan 2019 4:52pm, 21 Jan 2019 7,669 posts	0 GordonG Thudersnow is a rare but fabulous weather phenomonumonomonom, whereby there is intense thunder and lightning during a heavy snow blizzard. Been in the middle of one once (in Kent!), feels like the end of the world.