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Drell Jan 2019 11:13am, 30 Jan 2019 2,298 posts	0 Drell The Hydra Smart Bottle is a revolutionary piece of technology and heralded for its attention to detail. This is a power-packed water bottle that incorporates the use of precision engineering and high-tech features for an improved experience. Grabbing a water bottle has never been more exciting than it is now. This is a "tech" bottle that does it all and does it well. hydra-smartbottle.com
ChrisHB Jan 2019 11:18am, 30 Jan 2019 17,727 posts	0 ChrisHB Our investment philosophy, which has served clients well over many years, employs a behavioural approach to seek latent alpha. This results in a long-term investment horizon and a portfolio that is highly diversified by stock, yet powerfully concentrated in ideas.
Markymarkmark Jan 2019 12:03pm, 30 Jan 2019 8,238 posts	0 Markymarkmark Please tell me that is a "ready for April 1st" advert, Drell! ("For those looking to use their water bottle as a lantern or flashlight...." ?)
Maclennane Jan 2019 1:12pm, 30 Jan 2019 20,585 posts	0 Maclennane latent alpha what? Males? Particles? bettispaghetti?
Dvorak Jan 2019 1:22pm, 30 Jan 2019 17,152 posts	0 Dvorak The Hydra bottle seems to have a flaw in that, with the speaker on, you can't actually drink from it. Ability to drink from it is the number one feature I look for in a water bottle.
Drell Jan 2019 1:48pm, 30 Jan 2019 2,299 posts	0 Drell I have to say that excitement is not something I've ever expected or sought from a water bottle. Nor is a bluetooth speaker.
larkim Jan 2019 1:53pm, 30 Jan 2019 6,684 posts	0 larkim The battery, as well as being world class, is apparently "engaging" too.
GregP Jan 2019 2:03pm, 30 Jan 2019 110,536 posts	0 GregP Please tell me this isn't a real thing. Please?
Drell Jan 2019 2:20pm, 30 Jan 2019 2,300 posts	0 Drell Just like the traditional water bottle, this wonderful solution is built to keep you hydrated.
GregP Jan 2019 2:26pm, 30 Jan 2019 110,539 posts	0 GregP And you can take phone calls on it. That's not like a traditional water bottle, in my experience.