Meaningless product descriptions

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Oct 2018
5:10am, 27 Oct 2018
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Steak-n-Cake
Not exactly a product description, but still pretty meaningless....
I see this ingredient on the back of lots of food and drink items - ''natural flavourings''.
What exactly is this 'natural flavour'?? !
Oct 2018
2:09pm, 27 Oct 2018
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GlennR
[it generally means anything of plant or animal origin, rather than the result of a chemical process - dried mouse poo is natural, coal tar extract is not. Similarly, carmine is a natural red colour, despite the fact it is extracted from crushed Peruvian ants. I write as a former food chemist/mass poisoner].
Oct 2018
6:18pm, 27 Oct 2018
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Nellers
Catholic mass or weren’t you fussy?
Oct 2018
6:53pm, 27 Oct 2018
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GlennR
Amorphous, black, catholic, you name it.
Oct 2018
7:54pm, 27 Oct 2018
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Markymarkmark
Not sure why "natural" is automatically considered better.
Honey is still basically pretty pure sugar. Flour is still pretty much ordinary starch.

Hemlock and Deadly Nightshade are both also natural.....
Oct 2018
8:02pm, 27 Oct 2018
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GlennR
Absolutely Mmm.
Oct 2018
9:32pm, 27 Oct 2018
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ChrisHB
so are asbestos and radioactivity.
Oct 2018
10:02pm, 27 Oct 2018
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GlennR
And Simon Cowell.
Oct 2018
10:05pm, 27 Oct 2018
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Nellers
No. Cowell is definitely the result of some sort of Chemical Processing. Mainly acid.
Oct 2018
1:00pm, 29 Oct 2018
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ChrisHB
Vegetarian pulled-pork burgers.

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