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Nellers May 2017 5:59am, 3 May 2017 31,406 posts	0 Nellers I've often thought "I wish my home was pig iron luxurious". But it's not. Perhaps I need something that will bring much more funny.
decorum May 2017 9:56am, 3 May 2017 1,912 posts	0 decorum [My home actually has much pig iron luxury. But I'd say it was more enjoyable than outright funny ]
Carpathius May 2017 10:50am, 3 May 2017 11,735 posts	0 Carpathius It's cordial though. That's good. I require all of my coffee related appliances to be polite.
Yorkshire Pie May 2017 11:07am, 3 May 2017 13,206 posts	0 Yorkshire Pie I tend to grind more than one bean at a time...
decorum May 2017 11:22am, 3 May 2017 1,914 posts	0 decorum I always thought cordial was squash??? Do you need more than one bean if you find one which is not only cordial and retractable but is also intuitive?
Carpathius May 2017 10:35am, 5 May 2017 11,740 posts	0 Carpathius Dooley Rumble. "Logistics... the obvious isn't always clear". Yes it is you fuckwits. That's what 'obvious' means.
Dvorak May 2017 11:26am, 5 May 2017 13,565 posts	0 Dvorak I think you just can't see the wood for the trees, Carp ;-).
ChrisHB May 2017 12:01am, 8 May 2017 14,802 posts	0 ChrisHB From the Observer's Men's Fashion today Vest, £300, and shorts, £830. The emaciated model must be size XXXXXXS. The vest and shorts don't even match. theguardian.com I hope they sell not a single item.
Dvorak May 2017 1:14pm, 8 May 2017 13,572 posts	0 Dvorak Nothing says "boho" quite as much as an £830 pair of shorts. [one of the reasons I parted company with The Observer (apart from their galloping metropolitan parochialism) was the increasingly ludicrous fashion and lifestyle pages] [and without going all Marxist-Leninist on the subject, they will sell and there is a substantial cohort of people who can easily afford such; as more genuinely hard-working families struggle to cover the bills. Well done The Observer, battling Teresa May's Britain every step of the way!]
ChrisHB May 2017 7:51am, 10 May 2017 14,825 posts	0 ChrisHB Here's some helpful training advice reported in the Telegraph. Perhaps we need a new thread for such thought-provoking stuff, but in the meantime, this seems a good place for it: Focusing on training regularly, socialising and eating foods that work for you is definitely a better option than feeling sorry for yourself and over indulging on Krispy Kremes