Meaningless product descriptions

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McGoohan Apr 2017 9:50pm, 10 Apr 2017 28,832 posts	0 McGoohan My MP is Crispin "rhyming slang" Blunt. If I wrote to him I'd probably get a visit from the police.
Helegant Apr 2017 1:32am, 11 Apr 2017 4,512 posts	0 Helegant My mind makes strange connections e.g. 12am = Schrödinger's cat.
ChrisHB Apr 2017 10:13pm, 11 Apr 2017 14,673 posts	0 ChrisHB An advert on Fetch (which, as you can tell from the below, I have yet to click on): VIPoo keep nasty smells in your bowl. q.1 Is "bowl" a mis-spelling of "bowel"? q.2 Exactly what sort of lifestyle choice is it, if one decides to keep nasty smells in a bowl? q.3 What sort of bowl is recommended? q.4 Is there a wide range of nasty smells promoted by this company?
ChrisHB Apr 2017 10:57pm, 26 Apr 2017 14,739 posts	0 ChrisHB these men's shorts help you relax after a long session at the gym. Contrast 3-Stripes along the sides keep the sporty look authentic and the dual coloured drawcord adds a subtle pop.
McGoohan Apr 2017 11:11pm, 26 Apr 2017 28,973 posts	0 McGoohan And the award for the most inauthentic use of the word 'authentic' goes to...
decorum Apr 2017 11:22pm, 26 Apr 2017 1,882 posts	0 decorum Could be worse, they could add an unsubtle poop ~ which would then tie in with the need for the smell bowl mentioned previously
GregP Apr 2017 12:57pm, 28 Apr 2017 92,389 posts	0 GregP wtaf is 'kinetic sand' then?
RunningInCircles Apr 2017 1:01pm, 28 Apr 2017 1,699 posts	0 RunningInCircles Easier to say than 98% sand and 2% CH3[Si(CH3)2O]nSi(CH3)3 ???
GregP Apr 2017 1:03pm, 28 Apr 2017 92,392 posts	0 GregP Fair enough. I'd not heard of it until about 10 minutes ago.
RunningInCircles Apr 2017 1:07pm, 28 Apr 2017 1,700 posts	0 RunningInCircles I have a infant school SEN teacher as my OH. These things are in my remit, as in "Could you find out how to make me some kinetic sand for next week."