Meaningless product descriptions

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Markymarkmark Apr 2017 3:32pm, 5 Apr 2017 5,010 posts	0 Markymarkmark Cat & Dog food - better nutrition than many people in the world enjoy - which is gear grinding in a "far too big" sort of way. It does sound like a bad career choice though.
Winded Apr 2017 5:02pm, 5 Apr 2017 5,371 posts	0 Winded Bad? Even if it's lip smackingly good?
Maclennane Apr 2017 1:17pm, 7 Apr 2017 19,402 posts	0 Maclennane one of the Safeway pet food buyers would taste the dog food at the start of the meeting, then finish the tin while the sales presentation went on.
andy@6nwn Apr 2017 1:58pm, 7 Apr 2017 189 posts	0 andy@6nwn Ardbeg Whisky Aroma A burst of intense smoky fruit escapes into the atmosphere – peat infused with zesty lemon and lime, wrapped in waxy dark chocolate. Bold menthol and black pepper slice through the sweet smoke followed by tarry ropes and graphite. Savour the aroma of smoked fish and crispy bacon alongside green bell peppers, baked pineapple and pear juice. Add water and an oceanic minerality brings a breath of cool, briny seaspray. Waxed lemon and lime follows with coal tar soap, beeswax and herby pine woodlands. Toasted vanilla and sizzling cinnamon simmer with warm hazelnut and almond toffee. Taste An explosion of crackling peat sets off millions of flavour explosions: peat effervesces with tangy lemon and lime juice, black pepper pops with sizzling cinnamon-spiced toffee. Then comes a wave of brine infused with smooth buttermilk, ripe bananas and currants. Smoke gradually wells up on the palate bringing a mouthful of warm creamy cappuccino and toasted marshmallows. As the taste lengthens and deepens, dry espresso, liquorice root and tarry smoke develop coating the palate with chewy peat oils.
andy@6nwn Apr 2017 1:59pm, 7 Apr 2017 190 posts	0 andy@6nwn mind you - its a cracking whisky
Nicholls595 Apr 2017 2:06pm, 7 Apr 2017 11,552 posts	0 Nicholls595 Wow. Smoky fruit, peat, lemon, lime, dark chocolate, menthol, black pepper, tarry ropes, graphite, smoked fish, bacon, green pepper, pineapple, pear juice, soap, beeswax, pine, vanilla, hazlenut, almond, cinammon, toffee, brine, buttermilk, banana, currants, cappuccino, marshmallows, espresso and liquorice. What's wrong with tasting like whisky?
GlennR Apr 2017 3:56pm, 7 Apr 2017 26,605 posts	0 GlennR The base flavour of whisky is mildewed kilt. They have to make it taste of something else. And I agree, it's a cracking whisky, I've just finished a bottle. (No, not for lunch).
Winded Apr 2017 4:08pm, 7 Apr 2017 5,376 posts	0 Winded Your breakfast took until 3:56 PM. Have you considered orange juice instead?
GlennR Apr 2017 4:16pm, 7 Apr 2017 26,608 posts	0 GlennR Good lord no, it's bad for the teeth.
Fragile Do Not Bend Apr 2017 3:49pm, 10 Apr 2017 1,695 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Doesn't quite match the thread title but I thought worth sharing. Just seen some signs advertising that a local restaurant is open from 12am (sic) until late.