Meaningless product descriptions

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Nicholls595
Not to be confused with 'kin hectic sand which will describe most beaches in the UK this weekend. (If the sun shines) ((probably))
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McGoohan
This guy: comicbookbrain.com
Apr 2017
2:01pm, 28 Apr 2017
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Nicholls595
It gets fecking windy at Skegness
Apr 2017
2:50pm, 28 Apr 2017
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Markymarkmark
It doesn't get windy at Skeggy. It just is windy. ;-)
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ChrisHB
good point, well made!
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4:17pm, 1 May 2017
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decorum
"12 sided hologram coin 2016 date stamped £1 coin. Much sort after coin. 2 coins selling for £500 these have been reported as being rare and collectable as date stamped incorrectly. Should have been stamped with year 2017."

A daft seller or aimed at daft buyers?

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May 2017
5:40pm, 1 May 2017
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FergusG
"Much sort after" - love it!
May 2017
5:47pm, 1 May 2017
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decorum
I'm minded to offer them my rarities at just £100 a pop .... bargain price with scope for a massive pay off :-)
May 2017
11:55pm, 2 May 2017
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decorum
Not quite meaningless ...

HIGH QUALITY,Timber plus refined movement cordial,Imported iron mill heart, grinding fast, uniform thickness, the thickness can be adjusted.
Retractable cylinder beans, beans into an intuitive, easy jumping bean, together with pig iron luxurious decor, classic and durable.
EASY TO OPERATE, Place the coffee bean inside the bowl, turn the handle, and freshly ground coffee falls inside the wooden drawer, ready for collection.Tip: Please use a foil film to cover wood draw before use.
Functional and decorative with a warm chestnut color; good for any coffee enthusiast and coffee shop display.
Makes your cooking so much more fun with this hand coffee bean mill. Perfect for coffee shop displays,as a birthday gift, or simply to grind coffee beans. This is a pretty good kitchen gadgets-coffee mill bean machine, will bring much more funny for you or your family.
May 2017
11:59pm, 2 May 2017
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Dvorak
I don't want my beans to be jumping and I certainly don't want much more funny with them. Coffee is srs bsnss. Pig iron luxurious décor indeed.

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