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ChrisHB May 2017 6:08pm, 13 May 2017 14,843 posts	0 ChrisHB "effrontery" was the word I wanted.
Silent Runner May 2017 6:50pm, 13 May 2017 219 posts	0 Silent Runner My thoughts exactly, Chris.
Helegant May 2017 11:14pm, 13 May 2017 4,721 posts	0 Helegant Brilliant pebbles? My grandchildren hide conkers around the room because someone told them it keeps spiders away. I suspect their conkers have as much effect on their 'auditory experience' as Brilliant Pebbles would. Have we missed a marketing opportunity?.
Badger May 2017 2:41pm, 16 May 2017 8,385 posts	0 Badger outdoorgb.com Your Personal Hydration Coach The Puck tracks what you've drunk Monitors when you forget to take a sip Glows to remind you to drink before you get dehydrated It's Personal Everyone's different and has different needs. The thirsti app tailors a daily hydration target specifically to you.
decorum May 2017 2:48pm, 16 May 2017 1,986 posts	0 decorum [Dons a husky, film narrative, voice ... 'Oh, Puck: This time it's Personal!'. Returns to human standard voice ]
Helegant May 2017 7:35pm, 16 May 2017 4,752 posts	0 Helegant Is there going to be an app to remind us to breathe soon?
RunningInCircles May 2017 7:39pm, 16 May 2017 1,744 posts	0 RunningInCircles There probably already is (Though breathing is actually a bit more technical, and a skill that can be developed. So maybe they are not _all_ entirely useless... )
decorum May 2017 8:14pm, 16 May 2017 1,991 posts	0 decorum [Helegant ~ I could do with that app as my autonomic function is slightly screwy and I and don't realise I've stopped breathing until I begin to feel 'slightly off' If I were a whole horse rather and not just it's arse, I'd be concerned about being referred to as 'Glue Factory' ]
NiceIronDad (NID) May 2017 10:20pm, 16 May 2017 18 posts	0 NiceIronDad (NID) Apparently iWatch tells you when to breath. Well when to do breathing exercises. I am not an iWatch owner although admittedly totally neglect myself through lack of breathing exercise. Although I do breath. Quite a lot.
Helegant May 2017 11:13am, 17 May 2017 4,757 posts	0 Helegant Breathing is about the only exercise I can guarantee to do every day of my life. Is there a Fetch streak badge for it?