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Steve NordRunner Sep 2023 11:11pm, 1 Sep 2023 3,296 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner I called the tinnitus help line. It said leave a message after the tone. That's two hours of my life I'll never get back.
Derby Tup Sep 2023 11:13pm, 1 Sep 2023 61,080 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup
richmac Sep 2023 8:09am, 2 Sep 2023 23,169 posts	Quote Pin richmac I called the suppositories help line. They're really rude
Muttley Sep 2023 8:37am, 2 Sep 2023 2,627 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I called the paranoia helpline. A guy answered and demanded "where did you get this number from?"
richmac Sep 2023 9:43am, 2 Sep 2023 23,172 posts	Quote Pin richmac I called the Aldiss lamp help line First bloody thing they asked was had I turned it off and on again?
Muttley Sep 2023 10:01am, 2 Sep 2023 2,628 posts	Quote Pin Muttley My copy of "How to Communicate with the Deaf" arrived this morning. The courier asked me to sign for it. "Give me a chance," I told him. "I haven't had a chance to read it yet."
mr d Sep 2023 12:15pm, 3 Sep 2023 6,274 posts	Quote Pin mr d I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd been with. She said yes, the others were all 9s and 10s.
Steve NordRunner Sep 2023 2:40pm, 3 Sep 2023 3,299 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner I called the sexual dysfunction helpline. They answered - how can we help you mate?
Nellers Sep 2023 3:48pm, 3 Sep 2023 41,152 posts	Quote Pin Nellers https://youtu.be/sqyiYd4iCYY?si=Ab4E4PTqiFewLjyX
Jason1969 Sep 2023 5:52pm, 3 Sep 2023 12,949 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Hands down, I am the worst at surrendering. I'll hold my hands up to that.