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mr d Aug 2023 8:45pm, 31 Aug 2023 6,264 posts	Quote Pin mr d These jokes are earthenwareing me down.
swittle Aug 2023 8:47pm, 31 Aug 2023 99,823 posts	Quote Pin swittle These puns make my eyes glaze over.
mr d Sep 2023 12:41am, 1 Sep 2023 6,265 posts	Quote Pin mr d We need to re clay em this thread
mr d Sep 2023 6:13pm, 1 Sep 2023 6,266 posts	Quote Pin mr d My Doctor advised me to cut down my sodium intake. I took his advice with a pinch of salt.
richmac Sep 2023 6:16pm, 1 Sep 2023 23,167 posts	Quote Pin richmac The thread is about to be peppered with condiment puns.
Treborstreet Sep 2023 6:25pm, 1 Sep 2023 201 posts	Quote Pin Treborstreet Had a very disappointing night at the Constipation Society AGM. Not a single motion was passed.
Steve NordRunner Sep 2023 6:35pm, 1 Sep 2023 3,294 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner … but a man dressed as a chicken had a standing ovulation.
Seratonin Sep 2023 8:46pm, 1 Sep 2023 44,756 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin Did you egg them on?
Muttley Sep 2023 9:37pm, 1 Sep 2023 2,626 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I called the incontinence advice service this morning. They asked me to hold.
Bazoaxe Sep 2023 9:40pm, 1 Sep 2023 25,550 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe I was training for a marathon and had to keep stopping suffering from diarrhoea. The doctor said I had a dose of the runs.