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Sigh Jun 2023 1:26pm, 19 Jun 2023 21,043 posts	0 Sigh I bought a low energy bulb from B&Q. The assistant asked, "are you going to put this up yourself?" I replied "No, it's going in the living room."
AndyS Jun 2023 6:34pm, 19 Jun 2023 2,128 posts	0 AndyS All flights from John Lennon airport have been cancelled. Imagine all the people.
Mushroom Jun 2023 8:40pm, 19 Jun 2023 2,714 posts	0 Mushroom I was planning to sell all my John Lennon memorabilia online, but then I decided not to bother. Imagine all the paypal..
57.5 Degrees of Pain Jun 2023 9:13pm, 19 Jun 2023 13,118 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Before he was killed, John Lennon was planning a tour of all the US localities named after a Scottish border town. Imagine all the Peebles.
um Jun 2023 7:54am, 20 Jun 2023 7,473 posts	0 um It's rumoured that John invented those security devices in hotel doors. Imagine all the peepholes
richmac Jun 2023 7:58am, 20 Jun 2023 22,276 posts	0 richmac I heard John Lennon was planning a geology themed renovation of his house Imagine all the pebbles
Mushroom Jun 2023 8:45am, 20 Jun 2023 2,715 posts	0 Mushroom I heard John Lennon was interested in a 'Friends' themed conference. Imagine all the Phoebes.
fetcheveryone Jun 2023 8:47am, 20 Jun 2023 29,151 posts	0 fetcheveryone I heard John Lennon started his own running group. Imagine all the PBs.
um Jun 2023 8:51am, 20 Jun 2023 7,474 posts	0 um (very good Fetch!) Just imagine ... if John was reincarnated as a Walrus. ( Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob )
GordonG Jun 2023 3:37pm, 20 Jun 2023 9,823 posts	0 GordonG i've got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin, but i can't remember if i'm taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday