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mr d Jun 2023 3:48pm, 20 Jun 2023 6,220 posts	0 mr d Before he was killed, John Lennon was planning on starting a vegetablecanning factory. Imagine all the Pea pulls..
jda Jun 2023 4:54pm, 20 Jun 2023 14,970 posts	0 jda It's not well known, but prior to his music career, John Lennon was an optician. Imagine all the pupils.
Surrey Phil Jun 2023 7:25pm, 20 Jun 2023 9,486 posts	0 Surrey Phil Not a school teacher then?
Nellers Jun 2023 7:33pm, 20 Jun 2023 40,847 posts	0 Nellers Help! I need somebody......to tell a joke that's not about John Sodding Lennon.
Seratonin Jun 2023 7:37pm, 20 Jun 2023 43,819 posts	0 Seratonin Ono!
richmac Jun 2023 7:37pm, 20 Jun 2023 22,280 posts	0 richmac That happened yesterday
Shortcut Cam Jun 2023 7:39pm, 20 Jun 2023 1,705 posts	0 Shortcut Cam I’m selling all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the Pay Pal
57.5 Degrees of Pain Jun 2023 7:45pm, 20 Jun 2023 13,129 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Are mushroom and Shortcut Cam constructing a Double Fantasy?
Sigh Jun 2023 7:46pm, 20 Jun 2023 21,060 posts	0 Sigh
Dvorak Jun 2023 9:19pm, 20 Jun 2023 27,009 posts	0 Dvorak "Try some of those small green vegetables." "No! Shan't!" "Come on, all that I'm saying, is give peas a chance."