Joke of the day........

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Jason1969 Oct 2021 11:04pm, 8 Oct 2021 12,880 posts	0 Jason1969 I bought some condoms earlier. The person serving me asked if I needed a bag. I said "No thanks, she's not that ugly."
Diogenes Oct 2021 11:17pm, 8 Oct 2021 63,324 posts	0 Diogenes Ew
Nellers Oct 2021 1:17pm, 10 Oct 2021 39,044 posts	0 Nellers Batman: It's been a long day Alfred. Can you fill up the bathtub? Alfred: Master Bruce, what's a "htub"?
dUNKle Oct 2021 10:13pm, 10 Oct 2021 64 posts	0 dUNKle Just had to pop down chemist Chap in front me asked for corn plasters, ingrowing toenail cream and athletes foot powder I thought, I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes
Sigh Oct 2021 11:33am, 11 Oct 2021 10,342 posts	0 Sigh
Old Croc Oct 2021 11:43am, 11 Oct 2021 33,812 posts	0 Old Croc Me: Alexa, what do women want? Alexa hasn't stopped for 48 hours...............
Sigh Oct 2021 5:40am, 12 Oct 2021 10,346 posts	0 Sigh I've just been told that the clocks go back this month. I'm damned if I can remember where I got mine from.
Eynsham Red Oct 2021 8:51am, 12 Oct 2021 8,049 posts	0 Eynsham Red
Groundhog Oct 2021 3:41pm, 12 Oct 2021 2,696 posts	0 Groundhog
mulbs Oct 2021 3:57pm, 12 Oct 2021 14,056 posts	0 mulbs Groundhog - well played