Joke of the day........

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Groundhog Oct 2021 5:02pm, 12 Oct 2021 2,699 posts	0 Groundhog Not mine mulbs but recycled from Facebook. Happy to share though, it was the one good thing that arrived in my feed today.
Groundhog Oct 2021 5:05pm, 12 Oct 2021 2,700 posts	0 Groundhog Sorry, bit of an odd TOTP for a joke page... My mate Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.
Groundhog Oct 2021 5:11pm, 12 Oct 2021 2,701 posts	0 Groundhog I have a fake geranium on the kitchen windowsill. It died when I didn't pretend to water it.
Groundhog Oct 2021 5:12pm, 12 Oct 2021 2,702 posts	0 Groundhog I'm so tired always trying to chase my dreams. I'll ask them where they are going and catch up with them later.
Sigh Oct 2021 7:01am, 13 Oct 2021 10,366 posts	0 Sigh Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away, or is that a grannies' myth?
AndyS Oct 2021 12:59pm, 13 Oct 2021 533 posts	0 AndyS Moses had a really noisy motorcycle - The Bible says his Triumph was heard all over Egypt. [Sigh - that's equal parts 😫and 👏]
MrMole Oct 2021 3:29pm, 14 Oct 2021 135 posts	0 MrMole "Would you like a carved Cravate?" "Wouldn't I!"
Jock Itch Oct 2021 9:34pm, 14 Oct 2021 13,578 posts	0 Jock Itch I quit my job after my boss started paying me in vegetables. I could not live off of that celery.
Pou Pou LePhoõk Oct 2021 8:38am, 15 Oct 2021 3,822 posts	0 Pou Pou LePhoõk JI, if you're not working, what are you going to do tomarrow?
Nicholls595 Oct 2021 8:49am, 15 Oct 2021 25,714 posts	0 Nicholls595 Guessing you didn't leave with a fennel salary pension?