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Derby Tup Mar 2021 2:19pm, 26 Mar 2021 49,465 posts	0 Derby Tup ‘site:fetcheveryone.com anus’
swittle Mar 2021 2:20pm, 26 Mar 2021 74,128 posts	0 swittle ...and this is No. 1 in the results ^ fetcheveryone.com/forum/joke-of-the-day-7848/1951
Nicholls595 Mar 2021 2:30pm, 26 Mar 2021 24,284 posts	0 Nicholls595 Fame at last
Mushroom Mar 2021 3:05pm, 26 Mar 2021 1,553 posts	0 Mushroom Had a chat with a dolphin last night. It was great, we just clicked.
Jason1969 Mar 2021 12:42pm, 27 Mar 2021 12,833 posts	0 Jason1969 I asked a medium to contact Da Vinci and Michaelangelo and they said “you want me conduct a Renaisséance?”
colindglen Mar 2021 1:04pm, 28 Mar 2021 1,622 posts	0 colindglen A soft drinks factory has suffered a major leak and millions of gallons of lemonade have leaked into a nearby village. Initial reports say that dozens of people have been schwepped away.
Seratonin Mar 2021 8:05pm, 28 Mar 2021 33,366 posts	0 Seratonin A lorry has shed it's load of Vick onto the M25 but the Police are not expecting any problems with congestion.
Jock Itch Mar 2021 9:48pm, 28 Mar 2021 13,450 posts	0 Jock Itch I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..." "It’s pasture bedtime!”
Jock Itch Mar 2021 9:50pm, 28 Mar 2021 13,451 posts	0 Jock Itch Therapist: What brings you in today? Me: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis. Therapist: How bad is it? Me: It comes in waves.
Mountkeen Mar 2021 11:04am, 29 Mar 2021 452 posts	0 Mountkeen I was born male and identify as a male...........but according to Sainsbury's "Taste The Difference" Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four