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dUNKle Mar 2021 10:48am, 21 Mar 2021 48 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle Got John Denver coming round later to fill up my census
DocM Mar 2021 4:45pm, 21 Mar 2021 40,589 posts	Quote Pin DocM Dry erase boards are simply remarkable.
Diogenes Mar 2021 6:04pm, 21 Mar 2021 58,576 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes [a pedant notes that you’d probably need Annie to help you with your census]
GordonG Mar 2021 7:48pm, 21 Mar 2021 8,531 posts	Quote Pin GordonG (Annie left. On a jet plane)
CogNoscensme AHA Mar 2021 8:00pm, 21 Mar 2021 703 posts	Quote Pin CogNoscensme AHA Ooh! A topical joke dUNKle. 👍
CogNoscensme AHA Mar 2021 8:02pm, 21 Mar 2021 704 posts	Quote Pin CogNoscensme AHA Sadly, Im afraid it might lead to a slew of unamusing puns. But we can always hope 🤞
Muttley Mar 2021 8:40am, 22 Mar 2021 1,072 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I don't get the John Denver one. Am I thick?
Derby Tup Mar 2021 8:41am, 22 Mar 2021 49,409 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup You fill up my senses Like a night in a forest Like the mountains in springtime Like a walk in the rain Like a storm in the desert Like a sleepy blue ocean You fill up my senses Come fill me again
Badger Mar 2021 8:43am, 22 Mar 2021 13,672 posts	Quote Pin Badger I did mine really late. Fortunately XTC were around to help.
Maclennane Mar 2021 8:52am, 22 Mar 2021 27,131 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle