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Joke of the day........

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fetcheveryone Mar 2021 2:42pm, 29 Mar 2021 25,766 posts	0 fetcheveryone [The thread search should be working again. The sheer number of unacceptable jokes was affecting the page count.]
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Mar 2021 2:44pm, 29 Mar 2021 14,788 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) [ Unacceptable or unacceptable to the search engine, Fetch? ]
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Mar 2021 2:46pm, 29 Mar 2021 14,789 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) Reminded of a story about an art critic and an artist. Critic: "Do you want my opinion of your work?" Artist: "Yeah, go on then." Critic: "It's worthless." Artist "Yes, I know, but let's hear it anyway."
McGoohan Mar 2021 2:48pm, 29 Mar 2021 49,064 posts	0 McGoohan He's scrubbed it with Daz
lammo Mar 2021 3:05pm, 29 Mar 2021 10,492 posts	0 lammo oh badum tish
minardi Mar 2021 3:11pm, 29 Mar 2021 6,478 posts	0 minardi The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian. It's the least I could do for him.
Jock Itch Mar 2021 10:22pm, 29 Mar 2021 13,452 posts	0 Jock Itch I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese. The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards.
Jock Itch Mar 2021 10:22pm, 29 Mar 2021 13,453 posts	0 Jock Itch Have an anus on me for that one.
McGoohan Mar 2021 8:06am, 30 Mar 2021 49,070 posts	0 McGoohan When I die, I want the word 'Humble' carved onto my statue
McGoohan Mar 2021 8:08am, 30 Mar 2021 49,071 posts	0 McGoohan I hadn't ordered anything from Amazon yesterday so the delivery guy knocked on the door to see if we were okay.

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