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GordonG Mar 2021 5:40pm, 3 Mar 2021 8,512 posts	Quote Pin GordonG I cant work out if that's all genuine or contrived (how can someone electricute themselves so many times?) but the one where he bangs his head on the shelf is quite funny
Oranj Mar 2021 6:00pm, 3 Mar 2021 2,463 posts	Quote Pin Oranj [I think they're set up, otherwise he'd surely have killed himself by now! When I first saw this last year I think I found it's something to do with teaching people about the dangers of electricity. The one with the Jacob's Ladder was apparently the most risky.]
Mountkeen Mar 2021 6:02pm, 3 Mar 2021 449 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen I slipped a disk trying to carry a huge pile of old magazines to the dump. I still have a lot of back issues.
Oranj Mar 2021 6:03pm, 3 Mar 2021 2,464 posts	Quote Pin Oranj One for the cat thread perhaps?
Jason1969 Mar 2021 10:54pm, 3 Mar 2021 12,828 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I have a friend who thinks he's a chocolate orange. I'm worried he might be sectioned. Poor Terry.
Jason1969 Mar 2021 10:56pm, 3 Mar 2021 12,829 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I remember at school the letter of the day was N. The teacher asked me to name something I'm bad at beginning with N. I said "Spelling"
Jock Itch Mar 2021 10:06am, 4 Mar 2021 13,438 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Reminds me of a gag. A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus"
Big Al Widepants Mar 2021 7:02pm, 4 Mar 2021 4,712 posts	Quote Pin Big Al Widepants I’m fed up helping U2 design their new album sleeve and cover notes without getting paid. So no more pro Bono work for me.
Big Al Widepants Mar 2021 7:02pm, 4 Mar 2021 4,713 posts	Quote Pin Big Al Widepants I like ancient Italian monuments, but I want to just buy my ticket on the day. You could say I’m a fan of Pompeii as you go
Jason1969 Mar 2021 7:55pm, 4 Mar 2021 12,830 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I offered this girl some noodles after sex and she said "So everything's two minutes around here?"