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Mar 2021 7:58pm, 5 Mar 2021 5,956 posts	Quote Pin [Removed by moderator]
Neal Mar 2021 8:28pm, 5 Mar 2021 161 posts	Quote Pin Neal Admiral Nelson was about 5' 5" tall, and his statue on top of Nelson's Column is 18' 1" tall. That's Horatio of over 3 : 1.
daz1927 Mar 2021 7:30am, 6 Mar 2021 5,957 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I asked an IT geek, "how do you make a motherboard?" He said, " I tell her about my job."
daz1927 Mar 2021 7:39am, 6 Mar 2021 5,958 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 There's a Christian-themed restaurant just opened near me called 'The Lord Giveth.' They also do takeaway.
Mushroom Mar 2021 4:37pm, 7 Mar 2021 1,528 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom The word DIPUTSEROMNEVE may look ridiculous, but if you read it backwards it's even more stupid...
Silent Runner Mar 2021 9:49pm, 8 Mar 2021 421 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner A judge came to visit the hospital where I work today. I had to ask him to leave, though - he was trying my patients.
Jock Itch Mar 2021 9:52pm, 8 Mar 2021 13,441 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Neal. P1508. Gag duplication.
Jock Itch Mar 2021 9:54pm, 8 Mar 2021 13,442 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground today... He went from Barking to Tooting in 15 minutes!
Binks Mar 2021 11:42am, 9 Mar 2021 8,053 posts	Quote Pin Binks How many clickbaiters does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you.
Mushroom Mar 2021 7:04pm, 9 Mar 2021 1,532 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom