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McGoohan Mar 2021 7:07pm, 9 Mar 2021 48,847 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan ^Brilliant!
McGoohan Mar 2021 7:10pm, 9 Mar 2021 48,848 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan [Doesn't work on next page....] I recently bought a toilet brush... To cut a long story short, I'm going back to paper!
McGoohan Mar 2021 7:12pm, 9 Mar 2021 48,849 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I bought a cheap thesaurus, not only was it terrible it was terrible.
McGoohan Mar 2021 7:14pm, 9 Mar 2021 48,850 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Pedants is actually an anagram of bed pants!
Shortcut Cam Mar 2021 9:47pm, 10 Mar 2021 1,524 posts	Quote Pin Shortcut Cam I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes... It’s only a draft at the moment
Mountkeen Mar 2021 9:55pm, 10 Mar 2021 450 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Anyone tried the Hermes position? It's basically the same as missionary but you stay in all day... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...and nobody comes...
Jason1969 Mar 2021 9:59am, 11 Mar 2021 12,831 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 My son is so stupid, he even got 0 when I did his homework.
daz1927 Mar 2021 2:14pm, 11 Mar 2021 5,960 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Clive: "Let's form a band!" Ulrika: "How will we chose our name?" Nigel: "We could do like ABBA did?" Tracey: "Bad idea"
Jock Itch Mar 2021 6:20pm, 11 Mar 2021 13,445 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Anus
Shortcut Cam Mar 2021 6:47pm, 11 Mar 2021 1,525 posts	Quote Pin Shortcut Cam Alan, Nigel, Ulrika, Steve