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McGoohan Dec 2020 3:52pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,613 posts	0 McGoohan I once went trophy hunting and accidentally shot the man in Timpsons.
McGoohan Dec 2020 3:52pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,614 posts	0 McGoohan The Sperm Count is probably my least favourite character from Sesame Street.
McGoohan Dec 2020 3:53pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,615 posts	0 McGoohan I used to subscribe to a magazine for people with spinal problems, I don’t any more, but I’ve still got the back issues.
McGoohan Dec 2020 3:54pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,616 posts	0 McGoohan My best friend is from Norfolk. I like to think of her as my mother from another brother.
Good King Pothunter Dec 2020 5:34pm, 9 Dec 2020 3,329 posts	0 Good King Pothunter I paid upfront for a carpenter to make me a double bed and the bugger has only gone and done a bunk! It’s just one thing on top of another!
Weean Dec 2020 5:34pm, 9 Dec 2020 1,491 posts	0 Weean Which side of a dog is hairiest? The outside.
Southern_Brummie Dec 2020 5:38pm, 9 Dec 2020 First-time poster!!	0 Southern_Brummie My dad's got public house constipation; he can't pass a pub
Fragile Glass Bauble Dec 2020 5:41pm, 9 Dec 2020 7,427 posts	0 Fragile Glass Bauble [Someone has been reading Gary Delaney’ Twitter feed 😅]
MovingAlong Dec 2020 5:45pm, 9 Dec 2020 100 posts	0 MovingAlong How does a pizza say hello? Slice to meet you.
Oscar the Grinch Dec 2020 5:50pm, 9 Dec 2020 2,153 posts	0 Oscar the Grinch What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.