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Joke of the day........

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Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear Dec 2020 8:01pm, 9 Dec 2020 6,862 posts	0 Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear The joke about Typhoo T and Scunthorpe always makes me laugh.
McGoohan Dec 2020 8:06pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,620 posts	0 McGoohan I'm a big fan of home cooking or, as the police insist on calling it, arson.
McGoohan Dec 2020 8:07pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,621 posts	0 McGoohan Any restaurant is a drive-thru if you drive a tank.
McGoohan Dec 2020 8:08pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,622 posts	0 McGoohan I should never have bought a second hand game of Monopoly from John Milton, it turned out both die were missing.
McGoohan Dec 2020 8:09pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,623 posts	0 McGoohan Pirates wear eye patches as they’re trying to give up eyes.
McGoohan Dec 2020 8:09pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,624 posts	0 McGoohan Some locals kids have just egged and floured my milk float, if I catch up with them they’re going to get battered.
McGoohan Dec 2020 8:10pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,625 posts	0 McGoohan I think my next door neighbour might be a serial killer, I should really report him to the police but he has offered to build me a free patio.
McGoohan Dec 2020 8:11pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,626 posts	0 McGoohan Warning: If sleeping with Uri Geller it's probably best to avoid spooning.
McGoohan Dec 2020 8:12pm, 9 Dec 2020 47,627 posts	0 McGoohan People tell me I need to grow up and stop seeing the world like a child, but I bet they’re all Slytherin.
Rosehip Dec 2020 8:24pm, 9 Dec 2020 18,824 posts	0 Rosehip Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "eggs" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

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