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Nellers Aug 2020 7:56pm, 20 Aug 2020 37,015 posts	Quote Pin Nellers And the orphans.
richmac Aug 2020 6:38am, 21 Aug 2020 14,275 posts	Quote Pin richmac Whey about the pilots?
richmac Aug 2020 6:38am, 21 Aug 2020 14,276 posts	Quote Pin richmac *what
GordonG Aug 2020 8:38am, 21 Aug 2020 8,281 posts	Quote Pin GordonG And don't forget the ladders...
Raemond Aug 2020 8:58am, 21 Aug 2020 6,019 posts	Quote Pin Raemond What's green and has wheels? Grass. (I lied about the wheels)
Stander Aug 2020 9:15am, 21 Aug 2020 97 posts	Quote Pin Stander What's white and swings through the trees? Tarzan the fridge
TomahawkMike Aug 2020 9:23am, 21 Aug 2020 3,073 posts	Quote Pin TomahawkMike What is white, wears checked trousers and lives up a tree? Rupert the fridge.
mushroom Aug 2020 8:09pm, 21 Aug 2020 1,205 posts	Quote Pin mushroom Record number of students graded A in exams. Record number of cabinet members graded F in useless. (courtesy of HIGNFY)
mattglen_ Aug 2020 1:56am, 22 Aug 2020 158 posts	Quote Pin mattglen_ Recently, I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Dillthedog Aug 2020 6:43am, 22 Aug 2020 3,838 posts	Quote Pin Dillthedog I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China. He says he can't complain.