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daz1927 Apr 2020 11:42am, 1 Apr 2020 5,705 posts	0 daz1927 I was digging in the garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run inside to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
daz1927 Apr 2020 11:50am, 1 Apr 2020 5,706 posts	0 daz1927 I mis-heard Boris the other night and I was panicking. Then I realised we were limited to having just one 'walk' a day. That's a relief. Pass the tissues.
daz1927 Apr 2020 12:27pm, 1 Apr 2020 5,707 posts	0 daz1927 CHINA: Don't forget a massive shout of "APRIL FOOL," to the rest of the world today.
daz1927 Apr 2020 12:32pm, 1 Apr 2020 5,708 posts	0 daz1927 You’ve got to feel sorry for Phillip Schofield. It took him 27 years to come out and now he’s being told to stay in.
Bazoaxe Apr 2020 12:35pm, 1 Apr 2020 16,204 posts	0 Bazoaxe Interesting choice of date for Fetch to choose for stopping Daz's period in isolation !
lammo Apr 2020 1:12pm, 1 Apr 2020 10,091 posts	0 lammo It's good to have you back Daz
Maclennane Apr 2020 1:42pm, 1 Apr 2020 23,832 posts	0 Maclennane I don't believe all this business about there being a Daz who makes brief appearances before being kicked off. Every now and then, Fetch drinks two bottles of gin, has a meltdown and logs in as his alter ego. You never see them in the same room.
fetcheveryone Apr 2020 2:52pm, 1 Apr 2020 23,665 posts	0 fetcheveryone In fairness, it probably wouldn’t take two bottles.
daz1927 Apr 2020 4:25pm, 1 Apr 2020 5,709 posts	0 daz1927 The head of the Kingdom Church in Camberwell has people flocking to buy his coronavirus plague protection kit for £91. Look out for his new book, Gullibles Travel.
mr d Apr 2020 5:41pm, 1 Apr 2020 3,616 posts	0 mr d You got through the Gin quite quickly Fetch.

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