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daz1927 Apr 2020 11:42am, 1 Apr 2020 5,705 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I was digging in the garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run inside to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
daz1927 Apr 2020 11:50am, 1 Apr 2020 5,706 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I mis-heard Boris the other night and I was panicking. Then I realised we were limited to having just one 'walk' a day. That's a relief. Pass the tissues.
daz1927 Apr 2020 12:27pm, 1 Apr 2020 5,707 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 CHINA: Don't forget a massive shout of "APRIL FOOL," to the rest of the world today.
daz1927 Apr 2020 12:32pm, 1 Apr 2020 5,708 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 You’ve got to feel sorry for Phillip Schofield. It took him 27 years to come out and now he’s being told to stay in.
Bazoaxe Apr 2020 12:35pm, 1 Apr 2020 16,204 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe Interesting choice of date for Fetch to choose for stopping Daz's period in isolation !
lammo Apr 2020 1:12pm, 1 Apr 2020 10,091 posts	Quote Pin lammo It's good to have you back Daz
Maclennane Apr 2020 1:42pm, 1 Apr 2020 23,832 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane I don't believe all this business about there being a Daz who makes brief appearances before being kicked off. Every now and then, Fetch drinks two bottles of gin, has a meltdown and logs in as his alter ego. You never see them in the same room.
fetcheveryone Apr 2020 2:52pm, 1 Apr 2020 23,665 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone In fairness, it probably wouldn’t take two bottles.
daz1927 Apr 2020 4:25pm, 1 Apr 2020 5,709 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 The head of the Kingdom Church in Camberwell has people flocking to buy his coronavirus plague protection kit for £91. Look out for his new book, Gullibles Travel.
mr d Apr 2020 5:41pm, 1 Apr 2020 3,616 posts	Quote Pin mr d You got through the Gin quite quickly Fetch.