Joke of the day........

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Shortcut Cam Apr 2019 9:20am, 19 Apr 2019 1,079 posts	0 Shortcut Cam I took my dog to the vet the other day. The vet picked him up, looked at him and said "I'm going to have to put him down." I said "Why?" "Because my arms are getting sore."
TomahawkMike Apr 2019 9:24am, 19 Apr 2019 2,064 posts	0 TomahawkMike (Excellent. Consider it stolen..)
colindglen Apr 2019 9:28am, 19 Apr 2019 398 posts	0 colindglen ^ Tommy Cooper would have been proud SC
richmac Apr 2019 3:47pm, 19 Apr 2019 11,677 posts	0 richmac I took my dog to the vets, I asked what the vet thought was wrong "I'll need a full lab report" they said "You're a shit vet" I said "it's a terrier"
DocMoye Apr 2019 6:24pm, 19 Apr 2019 27,633 posts	0 DocMoye I gat fired from the keyboard factory Turns out I wasn't putting in enough shifts
DocMoye Apr 2019 6:26pm, 19 Apr 2019 27,634 posts	0 DocMoye My wife didn't believe I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
Ted Apr 2019 7:51pm, 19 Apr 2019 14,612 posts	0 Ted This is very swearie. Caveat emptor i.imgur.com
Jason1969 Apr 2019 10:39am, 23 Apr 2019 12,755 posts	0 Jason1969 In a restaurant the other day, I had a roast badger. It was from the sett menu.
richmac Apr 2019 12:43pm, 23 Apr 2019 11,682 posts	0 richmac Funny you should say that, i ate out the other night. Had Beaver curry,it was much like normal curry but a little otter.
Silent Runner Apr 2019 3:15pm, 23 Apr 2019 284 posts	0 Silent Runner Definition of recursion in The Devil’s Data Processing Dictionary: Recursion See Recursion.