Joke of the day........

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richmac Apr 2019 6:25pm, 1 Apr 2019 11,629 posts	0 richmac What's the quickest way to kill a circus act ? Go go straight for the jugular
Jock Itch Apr 2019 7:32am, 3 Apr 2019 12,831 posts	0 Jock Itch One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar... Then I realised my whole life was a joke!
Sigh Apr 2019 7:51pm, 5 Apr 2019 3,586 posts	0 Sigh My waiter asked me if I would like to see his Semillon. Frankly, nobody needs that during their meal.
Diogenes Apr 2019 12:43pm, 6 Apr 2019 35,706 posts	0 Diogenes On from my 10 yr old: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the p is silent
DocMoye Apr 2019 1:51pm, 6 Apr 2019 27,428 posts	0 DocMoye Q.What sound does a sub atomic duck make ? A. Quark
DocMoye Apr 2019 1:54pm, 6 Apr 2019 27,430 posts	0 DocMoye Why didnt the polyester duvet get into the night club? Because the bouncer said " if your name's not down you're not coming in "
Raemond Apr 2019 7:10am, 7 Apr 2019 2,247 posts	0 Raemond
Derby Tup Apr 2019 7:10am, 7 Apr 2019 30,378 posts	0 Derby Tup
Sigh Apr 2019 9:08pm, 7 Apr 2019 3,599 posts	0 Sigh I made my wife's dreams come true and we were married in a castle. But you wouldn't have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.
Diogenes Apr 2019 10:33pm, 7 Apr 2019 35,749 posts	0 Diogenes Good one, Sigh