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Nessie Mar 2019 10:31am, 25 Mar 2019 738 posts	0 Nessie What's a hospice? About a gallon and a half.
The Terminator Mar 2019 8:58pm, 25 Mar 2019 8,720 posts	0 The Terminator I met a guy from Australia who works in IT. I asked: “Do you come from a LAN down under?”
The Terminator Mar 2019 8:58pm, 25 Mar 2019 8,721 posts	0 The Terminator I met a guy from Australia who works in IT. I asked: “Do you come from a LAN down under?”
Jock Itch Mar 2019 9:58pm, 25 Mar 2019 12,819 posts	0 Jock Itch Didnt get it the first time. Cheers
Binks Mar 2019 8:38am, 26 Mar 2019 7,874 posts	0 Binks My doctor has just prescribed me some anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.
Binks Mar 2019 10:57am, 26 Mar 2019 7,875 posts	0 Binks Gutted I wanted to wear my purple t-shirt to raise awareness for epilepsy day today. But it wouldn't fit.
Jock Itch Mar 2019 5:22pm, 26 Mar 2019 12,821 posts	0 Jock Itch ^ Could be reaching for his pocket...by his anus.
Jock Itch Mar 2019 1:37pm, 27 Mar 2019 12,824 posts	0 Jock Itch WARNING: If you receive an email with the subject 'Two free tickets for the next Scotland home game', DON'T OPEN IT! It contains two free tickets for the next Scotland home game!
Mountkeen Mar 2019 3:04pm, 27 Mar 2019 381 posts	0 Mountkeen Bought a first aid kit earlier. Thought I'd treat myself.
HappyG(rrr) Mar 2019 3:17pm, 27 Mar 2019 30,901 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) [Oi! Jock, that's racialist, that is. And I don't even care about football. Arguably neither do the Scotland team though.]

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