Joke of the day........

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Derby Tup May 2019 9:00pm, 5 May 2019 31,023 posts	0 Derby Tup Where’s daz? Banned? Lacking ‘material’?
Stander May 2019 8:58am, 7 May 2019 15,798 posts	0 Stander Lacking material never stopped him.
GordonG May 2019 9:08am, 7 May 2019 7,729 posts	0 GordonG you know how sometimes you book a race online and there'll be a countdown saying "15 days 10 hours 3 minutes to the start of the race", well perhaps we should have a similar countdown for "...until Daz's latest ban ends"
Jock Itch May 2019 10:20am, 7 May 2019 12,849 posts	0 Jock Itch Daz will be in prison.
Markymarkmark May 2019 8:54pm, 8 May 2019 8,910 posts	0 Markymarkmark Now i'm not saying ASDA's checkout operators are rubbish at their jobs but i've just gone through the self service checkout and won employee of the month!!!!
The Terminator May 2019 11:13pm, 8 May 2019 8,733 posts	0 The Terminator I just said to my waitress 'can I ask you something about the menu please' She told me no and to stop being so nosey.
Jock Itch May 2019 6:02am, 9 May 2019 12,850 posts	0 Jock Itch I was in the housing office, when a woman walked in with £10 in her left ear and £10 in her right ear... Apparently she was £20 in arrears!
Shortcut Cam May 2019 6:47am, 9 May 2019 1,094 posts	0 Shortcut Cam Brilliant.
Eynsham Red May 2019 7:17am, 9 May 2019 4,209 posts	0 Eynsham Red I was in the housing office too when another woman walked in a fifty pound note in her arse. She was £50 in arrear(s).
Diogenes May 2019 7:56am, 9 May 2019 36,491 posts	0 Diogenes Life as a scientist on the Antarctic Research Station was pretty tough at times. One day I had to have a penguin for breakfast. Then for lunch I had a Kit-Kat.