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blindcider Dec 2018 8:34am, 4 Dec 2018 198 posts	Quote Pin blindcider Whats grey sits on your bed and takes the p*ss? A Kidney Dialysis machine
McGoohan Dec 2018 8:34am, 4 Dec 2018 37,111 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I dunno ITG. I stepped on a landline and caught an STD.
FatterITG Dec 2018 8:35am, 4 Dec 2018 6,502 posts	Quote Pin FatterITG What's the best Christmas Present? A broken drum - you can't beat it.
minardi Dec 2018 8:38am, 4 Dec 2018 4,309 posts	Quote Pin minardi [I'm guessing that today's advent calendar is something to do with posting a joke]
Captain S Dec 2018 8:44am, 4 Dec 2018 84 posts	Quote Pin Captain S I went into my local sweet shop and asked “Do you do Twix?” The owner replied “No but I can juggle!”
Maccatheknacca Dec 2018 8:44am, 4 Dec 2018 162 posts	Quote Pin Maccatheknacca / What’s the online equivalent of dying on stage ?😁
um Dec 2018 8:44am, 4 Dec 2018 631 posts	Quote Pin um What do you get if you run behind a car? Exhausted !
GordonG Dec 2018 8:48am, 4 Dec 2018 7,624 posts	Quote Pin GordonG No wind or rain forecast for tomorrow. The Met Office has advised everyone to make unnecessary journeys.
Dragon_Reborn Dec 2018 8:53am, 4 Dec 2018 25 posts	Quote Pin Dragon_Reborn My 4yro daughter's favourite joke Why does 6 hate 7? Because 7 ate 9...
Dooogs Dec 2018 8:57am, 4 Dec 2018 5,203 posts	Quote Pin Dooogs Little Bear (6)'s current favourite joke: What's yellow and dangerous? Shark-infested custard. (although occasionally "infested" comes out as "contested" or "ingested" instead )