Joke of the day........

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jdarun Dec 2018 2:46pm, 1 Dec 2018 3,345 posts	0 jdarun Thanks to the afore-mentioned events, I ended up writing my own book on constipation. It's due out next month.
Diogenes Dec 2018 2:51pm, 1 Dec 2018 32,592 posts	0 Diogenes Are we doing the one about the constipated mathmetician?
Angus Clydesdale Dec 2018 2:56pm, 1 Dec 2018 14,359 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale Can't you work that out for yourself?!
Diogenes Dec 2018 3:12pm, 1 Dec 2018 32,593 posts	0 Diogenes If I use a pencil.
McGoohan Dec 2018 3:31pm, 1 Dec 2018 37,054 posts	0 McGoohan Crossing over with the Duolingo thread... fetcheveryone.com/forum__58684__570__do_you_duo_lingo_that_is
Muttley Dec 2018 4:05pm, 1 Dec 2018 249 posts	0 Muttley A lady weightlifter goes to her GP. "Doctor, what with all the steroids I've been taking, I've grown a cock!" "What, anabolic?" "No, just the cock."
Jock Itch Dec 2018 9:39pm, 2 Dec 2018 12,721 posts	0 Jock Itch A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned: “And you will dialogue.”
Weean Dec 2018 12:44pm, 3 Dec 2018 1,300 posts	0 Weean Which side of a dog is hairiest? The outside.
Jock Itch Dec 2018 7:12pm, 3 Dec 2018 12,725 posts	0 Jock Itch I just downloaded a pirate copy of the Bohemian Rhapsody movie. The quality is crap. I can only see a little silhouette of a man.
jdarun Dec 2018 7:31pm, 3 Dec 2018 3,358 posts	0 jdarun perhaps it was a copy of Auld Lang Sigh's copy on the previous page...