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Dec 2020
11:52pm, 14 Dec 2020
1,805 posts
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SailorSteve
BY A LOT
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Dec 2020
9:15am, 15 Dec 2020
3,852 posts
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um 🎄
Does this count ... (ref a certain badge in 2 days time) ?
** Earworm alert **
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
When I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And when I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
And I would ‘check Fetch’ 500 times
And I would ‘check Fetch’ 500 more
Just to be the man who checks Fetch a thousand times
To get that badge at my door
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And when I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
But I would ‘check Fetch’ 500 times
And I would ‘check Fetch’ 500 more
Just to be the man who checks Fetch a thousand times
To get that badge at my door
Da da da (da da da)
Da da da (da da da)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
Da da da (da da da)
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Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
And I would ‘check Fetch’ 500 times
And I would ‘check Fetch’ 500 more
Just to be the man who checks Fetch a thousand times
To get that badge at my door
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Dec 2020
5:18pm, 15 Dec 2020
8,548 posts
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BaronessBL
It was the last day of term and the day of the school nativity play. The teacher was already wishing they'd just done the usual 'everyone brings their favourite toy' day instead.
It wasn't going well - two of the wise men were having a tug-o-war with a teatowel that was meant to be the head-dress of one of them. The teacher tried to bring some order.....'Can everyone sit in their places please - come on now, listen to me I want everyone to sit....Mary please stop sniffing....now where are the gifts from the wise men...oh Joseph they weren't gifts for you to open they are for the baby Jesus and you didn't need to rip the paper to shreds when you opened them did you? Mary will you stop that sniffing please. Wise men - yes I know mangers are usually where the food for the animals goes but there's only baby Jesus in there today so you can all come away and just sit nicely for me.'
There was suddenly a commotion as the Angel appeared and before anyone could stop her grabbed the teddy bear/baby Jesus out of the manger, charged out of the barn and into the paddock and began ripping his face off.
The teacher sighed - maybe a nativity hadn't been the best idea to finish with for the Intermediate Obedience class at the dog training school.....
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Dec 2020
5:25pm, 15 Dec 2020
1,680 posts
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Heinzster
😂
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Dec 2020
8:54pm, 15 Dec 2020
43,404 posts
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LindsD
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Dec 2020
10:37pm, 15 Dec 2020
11,965 posts
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D2metres apart airhug for Christmas
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Dec 2020
10:38pm, 15 Dec 2020
11,966 posts
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D2metres apart airhug for Christmas
I couldn't resist either;
It had been a very cold spring that year but when she had married the warmth of her reception confirmed to her that this was her rightful place in society. Her original unvoiced concerns about the child he had from a previous marriage were soon forgotten, just like the child in fact, as she herself became ever more adored.
The first thing she did every morning was to check her social media on her phone, she had thousands and thousands of followers who hung on her every word. They loved her life and lavished praise on her looks, confirming her view that she was the most beautiful woman in the world. So that when she realized she was being ghosted it was a shock and she set about finding out why. She googled to see who might have more followers than her and was horrified to find her step daughter trending!
This could not happen so she employed someone to deal with this upstart immediately, it was surprisingly easy to find a hit man. He returned several days later with evidence and demanding payment but she found he had tricked her and that her step daughter was under the protection of a family living in the woods.
I’m going to have to do this myself she decided and so set off disguised as an old woman who was out foraging. Eventually she found the wooden shack in the forest and the girl opened the door to her and invited her in taking pity on the old woman.
Sadly the spring frosts had killed off all the apple blossom so she had to offer the girl a poisoned banana instead, “oh no thanks” said Snow White “I couldn’t eat that, all those carbs!”
Fair enough thought the Queen but not quite the fairest of all; that's me.
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Dec 2021
7:19am, 7 Dec 2021
51,315 posts
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LindsD
And then a small girl discovered that Smarties kill the Covid 19 virus stone dead, and they all lived happily ever after.
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Dec 2021
7:30am, 7 Dec 2021
51,316 posts
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LindsD
(I know it's too short. I just wanted to wake up the thread. Some crackers here)
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Dec 2021
7:49am, 7 Dec 2021
40,459 posts
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Merry Christmas and Happy NewG(rrr)
[Didn't realise I was liking last year's. Oops! G ]
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