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Joke of the day........

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Surrey Phil Feb 2024 6:57pm, 27 Feb 2024 10,231 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil Salmon out there must like fish jokes.
Old Croc Feb 2024 8:07pm, 27 Feb 2024 34,792 posts	Quote Pin Old Croc Most of the fish jokes are really carp
Sushi. Feb 2024 9:01pm, 27 Feb 2024 35,052 posts	Quote Pin Sushi. Haven't you all haddock enough of this yet?
57.5 Days of Pain Feb 2024 9:09pm, 27 Feb 2024 17,270 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Days of Pain This is neither the time nor the plaice...
Seratonin Feb 2024 10:02pm, 27 Feb 2024 48,383 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin What a load of pollocks
FergusG Feb 2024 10:22pm, 27 Feb 2024 5,480 posts	Quote Pin FergusG
Nicholls595 Feb 2024 8:18am, 28 Feb 2024 31,584 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 SOS
Sushi. Feb 2024 8:31am, 28 Feb 2024 35,072 posts	Quote Pin Sushi. What's that you say Nicholls? SoS? Save our Soles?
Derby Tup Feb 2024 9:10am, 28 Feb 2024 64,644 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Tope many of these tompot fish puns
Red Squirrel Feb 2024 9:31am, 28 Feb 2024 23,470 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Need to roe back on some of these puns

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