Joke of the day........

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Diogenes Jul 2023 12:11pm, 13 Jul 2023 80,254 posts	0 Diogenes [Definitely got the wrong accent for that one]
mr d Jul 2023 1:55pm, 13 Jul 2023 6,233 posts	0 mr d Once to impress a young lady in a bar I told her I was a stunt driver, she said I bet you’re hard on tyres, I said I bet it doesn’t.
Derby Tup Jul 2023 1:59pm, 13 Jul 2023 60,462 posts	0 Derby Tup I get that one
Steve NordRunner Jul 2023 9:11pm, 13 Jul 2023 3,153 posts	0 Steve NordRunner I'm so glad I became vegetarian. It's made me more brainy - I used to think Stevia Agave was not part of a recipe but the president of an obscure country.
Jock Itch Jul 2023 6:16am, 14 Jul 2023 13,922 posts	0 Jock Itch I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her that it’s over between us. I'm Ruthless.
Stander Jul 2023 8:47am, 14 Jul 2023 129 posts	0 Stander
JCB Jul 2023 8:50am, 14 Jul 2023 4,289 posts	0 JCB I'm now broken. My brain has melted.
3M Jul 2023 10:29am, 14 Jul 2023 21,604 posts	0 3M Clever.... and I'm not sure the correct answer is on screen!
iRicey Jul 2023 10:31am, 14 Jul 2023 3,475 posts	0 iRicey This is a well-known paradox in statistics/probability, and as you say a bit of a brain melter...
3M Jul 2023 10:35am, 14 Jul 2023 21,606 posts	0 3M Feels like a division by zero sort of thing. It ought to be possible, but it's not!