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Binks Feb 2021 8:35am, 17 Feb 2021 8,052 posts	0 Binks I just gave my opinion and got 550 likes. I really should stop talking to Geordies.
Mushroom Feb 2021 2:02pm, 18 Feb 2021 1,495 posts	0 Mushroom You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after winning the game? That's not allowed in bowling, I know that now..
Diogenes Feb 2021 2:29pm, 18 Feb 2021 57,691 posts	0 Diogenes
Sushi. Feb 2021 2:31pm, 18 Feb 2021 25,485 posts	0 Sushi. ^^true that! I worked with a new doctor for 3 months before discovering he had a goatee beard.
FenlandRunner Feb 2021 7:36pm, 19 Feb 2021 5,930 posts	0 FenlandRunner "Spain completed 850 passes in a World Cup game recently. The only way England could equal that is if we put Harry Kane on Mastermind."
minardi Feb 2021 3:24pm, 20 Feb 2021 6,363 posts	0 minardi
Jason1969 Feb 2021 9:21pm, 20 Feb 2021 12,821 posts	0 Jason1969 I bought a record called "Sounds Wasps Make" When I played it I thought this doesn't sound like wasps. Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
GordonG Feb 2021 10:18pm, 20 Feb 2021 8,492 posts	0 GordonG [fetchies under a certain age might have to Google that one!]
JRitchie Feb 2021 11:31pm, 20 Feb 2021 2,224 posts	0 JRitchie 👆 I’m afraid we don’t have any gramophones ere grandad. [not the nine o’clock news circa 1982?].
chunkywizard Feb 2021 11:11am, 21 Feb 2021 11,444 posts	0 chunkywizard [vinyl is trendy again, isn’t it? If anyone wants to pay big bucks for my collection just let me know!]