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Shortcut Cam Feb 2021 10:06pm, 21 Feb 2021 1,520 posts	0 Shortcut Cam Me: "I don't understand cloning." Friend: "That makes two of us."
Nellers Feb 2021 10:07pm, 21 Feb 2021 38,271 posts	0 Nellers I saw a couple of birds stuck together today. I think they were velcrows.
Jason1969 Feb 2021 10:12pm, 21 Feb 2021 12,822 posts	0 Jason1969 I like to link my knife after I use it but the other surgeons disapprove.
JRitchie Feb 2021 10:48pm, 21 Feb 2021 2,229 posts	0 JRitchie A: Just bought a new hearing aid. Cost 2000 quid. State of the art. B: What kind is it? A: 12:30
TnoP Feb 2021 8:23am, 22 Feb 2021 2,354 posts	0 TnoP I don't believe in reincarnation And I didn't when I was a frog either
Diogenes Feb 2021 11:16am, 22 Feb 2021 57,821 posts	0 Diogenes I was reminded of this classic just now: What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot? One's an Australian marsupial and the other is a Geordie stuck in the loo.
AndyS Feb 2021 12:14pm, 22 Feb 2021 205 posts	0 AndyS I just joined the reincarnation society. It's expensive - but I figured what the hell, you only live once.. [Inspired by TnoP's frog]
richmac Feb 2021 5:28pm, 22 Feb 2021 15,186 posts	0 richmac It's weird the amount of famous people dying recently. Nothing about any being born though.
Diogenes Feb 2021 5:37pm, 22 Feb 2021 57,832 posts	0 Diogenes If reincarnation was real, why would cats bother having nine lives?
richmac Feb 2021 5:54pm, 22 Feb 2021 15,187 posts	0 richmac I'm dying to find out