Joke of the day........

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daz1927 Sep 2020 7:59am, 23 Sep 2020 5,895 posts	0 daz1927 I was very close to catching Covid last night but I left the pub at 9:55pm and just missed it.
Markymarkmark Sep 2020 8:26am, 23 Sep 2020 12,698 posts	0 Markymarkmark [Sorry Daz, why's that a joke? Isn't that how it works anyway ?]
daz1927 Sep 2020 10:40am, 23 Sep 2020 5,896 posts	0 daz1927 My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.....
daz1927 Sep 2020 10:41am, 23 Sep 2020 5,897 posts	0 daz1927 Our lass has lost her voice, so I rang the doctors to see if there was owt I could do to help her get it back.. He said "Come home pissed and covered in lipstick at 3 AM"
daz1927 Sep 2020 10:42am, 23 Sep 2020 5,898 posts	0 daz1927 I was in a clothes shop and I picked out a really nice shirt, then I went over to the woman standing by the changing rooms. "Mind if I try it on?" I asked. "No, go ahead." I said, "You've got great tits."
TnoP Sep 2020 4:11pm, 23 Sep 2020 2,337 posts	0 TnoP My boss said I was average today.. I thought, that's mean...
mushroom Sep 2020 4:44pm, 24 Sep 2020 1,245 posts	0 mushroom
daz1927 Sep 2020 9:01pm, 24 Sep 2020 5,899 posts	0 daz1927 First rule of innuendo club: Always enter via the back passage..
Mouseytongue Sep 2020 10:11am, 25 Sep 2020 5,868 posts	0 Mouseytongue
Derby Tup Sep 2020 10:26am, 25 Sep 2020 46,634 posts	0 Derby Tup Excellent Mouse