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richmac Sep 2020 8:43pm, 29 Sep 2020 14,361 posts	0 richmac My mate sites up unstable dwellings they are at risk from accustic waves The house whisperer
Nellers Sep 2020 8:50pm, 29 Sep 2020 37,214 posts	0 Nellers My mate does work in brothels in a very quiet voice.
GordonG Sep 2020 10:27pm, 29 Sep 2020 8,335 posts	0 GordonG My mate makes nibbles to be eaten at parties, while he talks in a quiet voice. The hors d'oevres whisperer
Nicholls595 Sep 2020 6:43am, 30 Sep 2020 22,336 posts	0 Nicholls595 My mate makes garden tools especially designed for weeding
daz1927 Sep 2020 6:44am, 30 Sep 2020 5,907 posts	0 daz1927 I never understand guys who pay dominatrixes to degrade them, just get married and fold the fucking towels wrong...
daz1927 Oct 2020 7:18pm, 1 Oct 2020 5,908 posts	0 daz1927 In a restaurant last night..... Me: Can I see the menu please? Waitress: The men I please is none of your business.
run-forest-run Oct 2020 7:30am, 2 Oct 2020 3,180 posts	0 run-forest-run Donald Trump has tested positive for Covid-19. My thoughts are with the virus at this distressing time.
The Terminator Oct 2020 9:15am, 2 Oct 2020 8,822 posts	0 The Terminator The government of Egypt has ordered taxi drivers to sound their horns as they drive around. It is hoped that bringing back the sound of the busy streets will restore calm in the pandemic. Operation toot and calm em will last for a week.
peachy Oct 2020 8:51am, 3 Oct 2020 1,873 posts	0 peachy I saw a bloke in Asda today with his trolley fully loaded with San Miguel and paella ready meals, with a couple of sombreros perched on top. I thought to myself... Hispanic buying.
Silent Runner Oct 2020 10:41am, 3 Oct 2020 371 posts	0 Silent Runner I saw a bloke in Asda today with his trolley fully loaded with ancient Carthaginian artefacts. I thought to myself... He’s Punic buying.