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57.5 Degrees of Pain Oct 2020 10:49am, 3 Oct 2020 6,219 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain If anyone else wants to reprise the top jokes from March they begin about page 1722 😉.
Nicholls595 Oct 2020 10:53am, 3 Oct 2020 22,371 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 I saw a bloke bin Asda with a trolley full of scotch eggs, pork pie, sausage rolls....
GordonG Oct 2020 11:00am, 3 Oct 2020 8,342 posts	Quote Pin GordonG I saw a woman in Asda today buying 10 bottles of Veet...
Nellers Oct 2020 11:15am, 3 Oct 2020 37,245 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I haven’t been to Asda. I feel like I’m missing out:
Binks Oct 2020 12:19pm, 3 Oct 2020 8,036 posts	Quote Pin Binks A woman was criticised in ASDA for panic buying ice-cream, tinned fruit and raspberry sauce. She said she was going to self-isolate for a month of Sundaes.
Jason1969 Oct 2020 1:02pm, 4 Oct 2020 12,796 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I went swanning around town yesterday. I was hissing at people and I broke a man's arm.
Jason1969 Oct 2020 4:41pm, 4 Oct 2020 12,797 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I thought I saw Idris Elba earlier. But it was just Idris arse.
mushroom Oct 2020 7:00pm, 5 Oct 2020 1,260 posts	Quote Pin mushroom I guessed strawberry but it was orange. I guessed coffee but it was chocolate. I guessed toffee but it was peanut. I was wrong on so many Revels..
Totriornottotri Oct 2020 8:55pm, 5 Oct 2020 1,048 posts	Quote Pin Totriornottotri I had to give up my job at the Cat Shelter... ...they've reduced meowers
Jock Itch Oct 2020 1:31pm, 6 Oct 2020 13,320 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I went to Asda, slapped my todger on the counter and said "Try rolling that back!"