Joke of the day........

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Nicholls595 Nov 2018 12:51pm, 22 Nov 2018 17,408 posts	0 Nicholls595
Wriggling Snake Nov 2018 1:09pm, 22 Nov 2018 20,138 posts	0 Wriggling Snake Nice belt.
Diogenes Nov 2018 1:12pm, 22 Nov 2018 32,326 posts	0 Diogenes Is that Brian Close in drag?
McGoohan Nov 2018 1:13pm, 22 Nov 2018 36,808 posts	0 McGoohan The entire top of her head looks drawn on
Diogenes Nov 2018 1:15pm, 22 Nov 2018 32,327 posts	0 Diogenes Pam Ayres is about to stick her head in the gas oven.
jdarun Nov 2018 1:17pm, 22 Nov 2018 3,300 posts	0 jdarun I couldn’t work out why the football kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
McGoohan Nov 2018 1:18pm, 22 Nov 2018 36,810 posts	0 McGoohan bbc.co.uk
Eynsham Red Nov 2018 5:57pm, 22 Nov 2018 3,420 posts	0 Eynsham Red
Seratonin Nov 2018 7:56pm, 22 Nov 2018 24,529 posts	0 Seratonin Or that Benny Hill classic: "and next week we will be making donuts just like Fanny's"
Stander Nov 2018 8:22am, 23 Nov 2018 15,739 posts	0 Stander My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something in a weak voice, "There's something I must confess". "Shhh", I said, "There's nothing to confess. Everything is alright". "No, I must die in peace" he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and a co-worker." "I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you....now close your eyes."